Not to be crass, but when I wake up the minute I start moving I have a *massive* fart! So picture the scene with morning sex that was graced with a big *toot*.
I think the best morning sex is after the quick scurry to the bathroom to "freshen up", maybe after morning coffee/tea is made.
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Date: 2007-08-09 01:51 pm (UTC)I think the best morning sex is after the quick scurry to the bathroom to "freshen up", maybe after morning coffee/tea is made.