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OMG RUSH TO READ THIS RIGHT AWAY!!!!
The Captain and the Man of Iron, a Saga by Thor Odinsson, beta by Loki Laufeyjarson (Steve Rogers Must Die: the In Tony Stark’s Arms Mix
Yes, yes, I know. Here is why you must read it, regardless of fandom.
Here is Loki, editing Thor's text: "...kennings are one thing, but if you mention Rogers’ cerulean orbs even once, or call Stark the shorter man, or the smaller man I’ll DDOS the entirety of LJ."
And also, when Thor tells Loki that they cannot use the word "midget:"
OMG, I was laughing out loud, for real. And I think I shed a few tears.
The Captain and the Man of Iron, a Saga by Thor Odinsson, beta by Loki Laufeyjarson (Steve Rogers Must Die: the In Tony Stark’s Arms Mix
Yes, yes, I know. Here is why you must read it, regardless of fandom.
Here is Loki, editing Thor's text: "...kennings are one thing, but if you mention Rogers’ cerulean orbs even once, or call Stark the shorter man, or the smaller man I’ll DDOS the entirety of LJ."
And also, when Thor tells Loki that they cannot use the word "midget:"
- [fireandice] (20.01): He’s obviously never had the misfortune of visiting Svartalfheim. Is this a piece of erotica, or a sociology seminar?
[hammer_time] (20.03): Both, I think. Especially if I crosspost to Dreamwidth.
OMG, I was laughing out loud, for real. And I think I shed a few tears.
