The Avengers and Interviews

I have taken to loitering around Scifigrl74's tumblr. (No, I'm not going to join tumblr just so I can comment there. Yes, I did try to see if you could log in with open ID but apparently no.)

In any case, I'm sure this will end up on AO3 in a couple of days, but I have to rec this Head Canon: The Avengers and Interviews. Give it a minute, she takes a while to get rolling, as this is head canon, but the interview part at the end is hilarious.

Apparently, it was inspired by all the ridiculous questions Scarlett Johansson had to keep answering in interviews. And OMG I was laughing so hard about the beach-ready body. Anyway, this just reinforces my fear of watching any interviews on YouTube. I know they will be ghastly and mortifying, if the choices people made on Fuck Yeah Avengers is anything to go by. Though RDJ commenting that being part of an ensemble cast gave him plenty of time to knock up his wife and Scarlett Johannson complimenting Jeremy Rennery's costume becuase it let him "work out the guns" *almost* balances out the scary pieces of the Jimmy Kimmel interview that I saw. But there are other things, even more cringe-worthy, so awful I can't bring myself to type. So no.

Recs of a dubious nature

I was in a mood this week. Most of the resulting recs are therefore of a dubious nature.

Cardamom is the perfect spice - Schwarma fic and first kiss, too.

Oxidation - Sex pollen. I like this author's Steve voice - a little more coarse, or not quite as nice, maybe, as movie-verse people often write him. And making Tony the embodiment of indulgent luxurious hedonism. I mean, people say that, but this person does it. This is not the workshop-rough Tony, by any means.

Might Fill Me Up - Sex pollen AND group sex - aftermath. There are a lot of really amazing sensual details here. I also rec the remix: Mornings Most of All (Truth or Consequences Remix) - a thinky piece about consent in sex pollen scenarios.

Also, I explored Ashinan's stuff this morning.
Just Like Flying - Steve jumps out of a plane. Tony catches him.

Tiny - Tony is short, and Steve likes it. (But only normal short, not like the NEXT rec.)

Coffe Cup Lullaby - Loki is really mean and makes Tony three inches tall.

Funny links re: Jeremy Renner

And because I went to the trouble to send these along to Zats this morning, I see no reason not to share them with you.

Jeremey Renner Loves Being an Actor

and

Jeremy Renner's Resting Face