Research over breakfast

Dolphin sex
Western Interior Seaway: geography, geology
Cretaceous sea life
Find atlas to review basic American political geography (i.e. CK can't remember the cities of the midwest)
What were the names of the two religions based on the teachings of the prophet Bart?

OK, friends page, I'm counting on you for that last one. You saw the ep. You know it by heart. Two armies faced off over a religious war about the teachings of Bart. It was the same episode where Bart reminds the Catholics and the Protestants that they need to unite against their true enemies, monogamous gays and stem cells.

Ha! Wait! I found it! No. Damn. But now I know the episode. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star. Perhaps will break out the DVD tonight.