The Pink Elephant with Purple Spots

For zats_clear who, TOTALLY IGNORING MY REQUEST for a detailed prompt for custom porn, said:

I could be original but, no...why fix it if it ain't broke!

Daniel, dreaming about a little quality time alone, subject of his admiration is author's choice. Twists in the plot, kinks in the hose, etc always appreciated :)

Well, Miss Non-Specific, I was forced to go to great lengths to tailor your porn. Honestly. *huffs off*

Title: The Pink Elephant with Purple Spots
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Daniel can't seem to get any alone time.
Words: 909
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck

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