I rejected my proposed subject line...

...because "It came up..." seemed too phallic, and the title "Sausages." Well. The same.

But in any case, the topic of sausage gravy wrestling was raised today by some men of the aquaintance of the spammers.

My thoughts:

OK. I love sausage gravy and I find that concept completely disgusting.

Though.

Daniel Jackson, Michael Westen, and John Sheppard, grappling in a big tub of sausage gravy.

*spaces out a bit*

But no! It is wrong!

I also condoled our spamming vegetarian, uisgich, who I expect to be horrified when she gets home and finds that in her g-mail.

*totally stops thinking about it*

*totally*

And Teal'c wouldn't look good at all with all those muscles covered in clingy white sauce.

*headdesk*

CJ's CK, I keel you!

EDIT: However, the concept of yogurt wrestling (thank you Burn Notice) received group approval. Vegetarian friendly!