Naughty drabbles

I am working on a set of drabbles.

I am stuck on two pairings.

If you wanted to paint a pretty picture in 100 words what would Lorne and Parrish be getting up to?

And what about Caldwell/Grodin?

I'm really totally bummed that my timeline for these things does not allow Caldwell/Ellis, but what can you do?

Vampire people, not to worry. I'm home from work the next couple of days supervising construction at my home. I hope by the end of the day Monday to be able to post the entire final piece. All done. And certainly if not posting by Monday, draft complete by Monday. So.

EDIT: OR... Would you prefer other pairings? Rare pairs only, though. McShep, J/D already covered. Crossover within Stargate OK. All m/m. I am kind of up in the air on these two. If you suggest two much better ones, maybe I will go that route. :)

EDIT: OK! I think I've got enough food for thought! Thanks so much for your help, all!