Nononononono!!!!!

muck_a_luck: I wish I had times for porn battles.
muck_a_luck: They seem like fun.
muck_a_luck: Even if I do hate comment fic.
zats_clear they are. and you do. just look at the prompts, let them gell in your head, and if something happens, write it. you do that anyway
zats_clear: (points to not one, but two things I have inspired by chatting with you LOL)
muck_a_luck: Yes, but one must make time to wade through the prompts, and I actually *don't* have time to write anything new. Must write vampire!saga! Must write giganto m-preg! Yikes! Must write birthday!fic! which I was almost forgetting!
zats_clear: they organize them honey
zats_clear: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/porn_battle/3785.html
zats_clear: see?
muck_a_luck: No! *covers eyes*
zats_clear: organized
zats_clear: tell me who might want dancing in your brain...i will go look for you
muck_a_luck: LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muck_a_luck: >:-<
muck_a_luck: :D
zats_clear: you may as well tell me. otherwise, i will look myself and pick something that looks interesting
zats_clear: :)
zats_clear : like this evil little thing: Crossover, Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1, Cam/Rodney, boot worship
zats_clear: *whistles*
zats_clear: *walks away*
muck_a_luck: *headdesk*
muck_a_luck: *picks up Aragorn*
zats_clear: hey, paian put a few in to entice me. damn that i am sick and only vaguely coherent
zats_clear: *sporfles pineapple*
zats_clear: RPF (actor), Elijah Wood/Dominic Monaghan, "I could be who you wanted in the dark"
zats_clear: what? no comment
muck_a_luck: Sorry!
muck_a_luck: But back now!
zats_clear: ok
zats_clear: review
zats_clear: report
zats_clear: kill me
muck_a_luck:I could be the one you wanted in the dark, huh? How about, we boffed a zillion timesin New Zealand, what do you mean, you jackass?!
zats_clear: so make it humorous
zats_clear: and toss both lines in
zats_clear: one trying to be all sultry and come hither
zats_clear: the other all WTF? been there, done you
zats_clear: in the dark, in the light
zats_clear: in the f-ing snowbank, you nitwit
zats_clear: see? it just writes itself