Five Things That Never Happened to Daniel Jackson

Title: Five Things That Never Happened to Daniel Jackson (and Jack O'Neill)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: A lifetime of things that never happened.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 2,870
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: Thanks to green_grrl, both for the quick beta and the second "thing."
The Matrix: Damn matrix. This one doesn't fit. The Matrix is located here.
Note: I have presumed birthdates of October 1952 for Jack, per Wiki, and July 1965 for Daniel.

For my loyal rugbytacklers, I have done a Stargate crash course located here.

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