You know what I hate

You know what I hate?

I hate having a perfectly lovely piece of porn all done and even BETA'D, and not being able to post it for [counts] TEN whole days!

*pouts*

Stupid not before deadlines.

EDIT:

Husband: Can I have some ice cream?

CK: Sure! Cherry Garcia? [gets up to get ice cream]

Husband: [steals computer]

Husband: What?!

CK: Just close any windows in your way.

Husband: [darkly] I read that.

CK: [snickers]