What I am thinking about right now

Oh. The Christmas thing is going to be very festive. Yes. Festive. Very, very... festive...

Daniel had a sudden startling image of Jack in his red elf outfit, trussed at wrist and ankle with bindings of cranberry garland and threaded popcorn, with his skirt flipped up to show Jack's pretty ass. As utterly ridiculous as Jack in that getup, but somehow just as sexy.

*wanders off to wash dishes and do filing*