More longhand for my own amusement

The unedited rough draft from yesterday. Anyone actually trying to read this will be frustrated by the poor job the scanner did picking up the blue pen on the yellow paper.

I wrote this while waiting for my sonogram yesterday. I wrote part of it sitting in the inner sanctum waiting area in my socks and fluffy terry cloth robe. The nurse comes in, finds me scribbling away furiously on a yellow pad, glasses sliding down my nose, foot kicking, fairly twitching from needing to pee.

"Lawyer?" she asks perkily.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Anyway, three plus pages behind the cut. Large .jpg files, not dialup friendly.

( Alas, no porn at all here, just getting started... )