We had a little rash of Stargate silliness in our spam group over the last couple of weeks. I thought I would index it. Coauthored with several insane, insane people. There are two threads still lurking that petered out before they got anywhere that are sitting around hoping to be finished...
UPDATE: I have had a few crack!fic moments sinec then. I'm sticking them here, too.
I have yet to put disclaimers on these, so let this serve as an umbrella disclaimer:
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only.
muck_a_luck and
brainofckAlso, these were all written fast and dirty. It shows.
Cake Up on 22 - CM/DJ/WH. NC-17. A celebration of Walter's good services.
Dear Savage Love - inspired by spam subject lines.
Revenge is Sweet - the kitten ficlet. PG. JO/DJ very vaguely implied.
The Training Practices of the Tauri - bicep porn written for
cocoajava. No pairing. Brat'ac's POV. PG.
Late Reports (or The Chocolate Icing Handjob) - an SG-1 five-way, including food. This was a group effort, as indicated. NC-17.
Boca Burgers and Taquitos - PG-13. Breakfast in bed. JO/DJ. Written for
cocoajava who was having a very difficult evening.
The Morning After A Long Weekend Where It Turned Out to Be Permanent - no pairing. PG. An alien STD devastates Hammond's flagship team. He really is too old for this job.
Diagnostic Testing - JO/DJ. PG-13. M-preg drabble.
Still Life with Decapitated Unicorn (Or The Enchanted Forest, by CK) - DJ/JO. NC-17. An Ancient device creates problems for Jack and Daniel, stranded offworld, as well as for their rescuers. (4,870 words)
Tummy Ache - Thor/Jack/Carson. NC-17. Jack gets a tummy ache.
The Squirrels Were in my Bird Feeder Again... - JO/DJ (pre-slash). G. Wingfic. (Approx. 350 words)