Uh, oh

Title: Uh, oh…
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/OB/JRD, EW/OB (implied)
Rating: PG, as it turned out, more's the pity...
Summary: Attack of the Cuntebago
Content/warnings: None. Kinky food!porn?
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals muck_a_luck and brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.

( Uh, oh )

REC: Concubine

For hot Orlando Bloom/Colin Farrell action...

Concubine

I think of this story often.

I like it. Two straight(-ish) guys taken by surprise. Just my cup of tea...

Peeved

Suupposed to be cleaning Small Boy's room in preparation for his arrival home this afternoon.

But am very annoyed.

I have never been kissed breathless. Cause dude. Any kiss that covers my nose isn't gonna last very long, you know? NOT a turn on. So why is it that characters have to actually quit kissing to breathe? I mean, you might figuratively "come up for air." But not literally. *peers at writers* Have I missed something in my romantic life? Or are you all just crazed?

PS: LOVING my Tealc icon!