All my stuff in one place (The old version)

My brain's ego.

All of it's important contents in one place.

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About My Brain

This journal contains slash fiction, rated from G through NC-17. Mostly LOTR RPS, but also some LOTR and crossover FPS. UPDATE: Also, now includes Stargate. Dammit. UPDATE: At which point I feel the need to remind myself that AT LEAST there is not yet any FOOTIE!slash (a la footballslash. Look. I am holding at least one line...) UPDATE: Dammitdammitdammit. I review my description of my journal and find that I am clearly a Stargate writer now, not LOTR RPS. This makes me sad and somewhat resentful, but that's the truth. And Jack and Daniel are SO pretty together. *sigh*

Please do not hesitate to friend this journal! :) I'll friend you back as soon as I check in, which I do every couple of days. And feedback is very welcome.

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Content Warnings and Age Restrictions
Regarding the explicit sexual content of many of these stories, personally, I don't believe in censoring the written word. If you can read and understand and be interested, then I don't mind if you read here.

However, I am also a parent. I know how parents are. If you think your parents would tell you not to read this material, please respect your parents' rules and wishes. There's nothing in this journal good enough to make your parents mad about. Hopefully it'll all still be here when you turn eighteen when your parents stop paying your bills. :p

What People are Saying about brainofck

"I don't like Spagheti-O's, yet you've made them sexy. Amazing, totally amazing." - amise

"I was like, out loud, mind you, "What are you DOING?" " - wyldestarr

"Dude, you posted a link that said Stargate Fic and I clicked, and I had never even seen the show! (And thank you, BTW, for that little OBSESSION! *grin* )" - green_grrl.

"You read this stuff? And write it?! I can't believe people like this! It's so crude!" - [Name Withheld] - flamer, to remain unidentified

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Story Index:
Arena - AU - that gladiator thing. PG to NC-17. Violence. Non-Con/Rape. Minor character death. Primarily SB/VM, with other pairings in later chapters. Currently over 20 parts complete. WIP

At Sea - The Dark Muse sets her sights on Elijah, Dom, and Billy. EW/BB/DM. NC-17. Non-Con. Violence (though not in the sex). Just getting rolling on this. Sorry. The link's still dead! :p

Encounters with the Dark Muse - Where is Sean? And what is Viggo doing here? SB/VM. NC-17. Non-Con. Violence (though not in the sex). This is a WIP, but resting in a good spot.

Double Lotus - That yoga thing. PG to NC-17. Currently not WIP, though could be resurrected... Sorta complete.

The Sharpe/Aragorn Project - PG-13 to NC-17. My absolutely favorite crossover ever, ever, ever. (Though Viggo/Trevalyan or however you spell it is really hot, too.) There are interesting pieces of this. Not sure where it's going exactly. And those of you reading Arena will see distinct parallels. There's a lovely honey and yogurt thing that's not finished. Definitely hope to turn this into something more readable some day. Just not this day.

Throw Away - SB/EW, SB/VM (thus far)PG-13 to NC-17. This started out as a "throw away" piece - a fairly standard, two guys fall into bed together PWP set during filming. It takes place after a party for pity's sake. However, it's a blast to write and people seem to like it, so it is now a WIP, tentatively set up to play with the cliches.

Birthday Stories - NC-17. Inspired by the birthdays and personalities of dear friends. Victims chosen randomly by my brain. :)

Miscellaneous LOTR RPS Short Pieces - Various pairings. Various ratings.

Stargate - Yes. There is Stargate slash. I am more than a little irritated about this. Like I need more perversion in my life. I fully intend to blame uisgich til my dying day. Though it must be said, I watched about four seasons in one week on DVD. In the end, I couldn't resist DanielJackson.

Everything else

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Recommendations

If you are still looking for good stuff to read, I humbly suggest these stories and authors.

Throw-Away Homepage

Title: Throw-Away and Throw-Away: The Sequel
Author: CK, aka muck_a_luck aka brainofck
Pairing: SB/EW, SB/VM
Rating: R to NC-17
Summary: What would we slashers do if they would just behave like normal people and turn the light on before they climbed in bed?
Content/warnings: Nothing you haven't read before 100 times, with any combination of characters. But I wrote it anyway, cause I felt like it. So there.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals. Green Opals, if they're interested.


Throw-Away
Throw-Away: The Sequel
Throw-Away: Feet, or something
Throw-Away: The Saga Continues
Throw-Away: And Now, the Hard-Core Porn
Throw-Away: Revelations at a Picnic
Throw-Away: Gloating, Consultations, Advice


Wandering around this journal confused? All the stories, in order, from one page. Also, my fiction recommendations.

Request to those of you reading Throw Away

Hey! I'm considering making Throw-Away a kind of challenge fic to myself to hit every possible LOTRIPS cliche situation.

You guys wanna toss some out?

We've already done

1. Go to bed without turning the light on
2. Very private discussion over lunch in the Krafts tent

Other thoughts that spring to mind

1. Advice from friends is already on the agenda
2. Trailer sex?
3. An awkward day of filming?

Whatcha think, y'all?

The Birthday Series Homepage

I have been inspired, thus far, to write two birthday stories.

February 23 - for my beloved uisgich. PLEASE read the warnings. And you must be a friend of brainofck to access this story.

August 2 - for wyldestarr

Miscellaneous Home Page

Cloves and Apples - The very first thing I ever wrote and posted. A little piece of food!porn. Triple drabble? Hard G, I believe I rated it. :)

Leather Drabble - NC-17. Fill in your own pairing.

Uh, oh... - PG. JRD/SB/VM/OB. Creative uses for canned pasta.

I attempt to achieve some semblance of sanity...

My poor brain.

It is a disorganized and confused place.

I toyed with the idea of going back and re-dating all the stories so they would be in order and grouped together.

But man, that sounded like a giant pain.

So here's what I did.

I took all my "homepages" for Arena, Dark Muse, Double Lotus, etc., plus made new ones for the story groupings that did not have homepages, and made

The Ego of CK's Brain

All the fiction in one place. With the fic recs tacked on the end.

I think I am going to stick it at the end of all my future posts. Hmmm. Wonder if there is a way to automate that?

Also, I have made it my "website" in my user info. Which awesomely posts it as a link on my main page, as well as on my user info page. So I didn't have to ditch any of my Links List to get the link out there where anyone exploring will hopefully see it right away.

Blah, blah. Sorry. But it feels good to get the old brain in order!