My Pegasus to Milky Way Challenge!!!!

[brainofck]

So, I said, "I really think we should do a whole unicorns/prostitution challenge. Added bonus for the telephones."

And green_grrl said, "The Pegasus to Milky Way Crack Challenge! A full point for our heroes as: Unicorns, Penguins, Dolphins, Dinosaurs, Dragons, Kittens, or Prostitutes. Half point bonus for Genderswap, Slaves, Phone sex, Bondage, Kids or Powerbars/MREs included in the plot. (I've seen a fair amount of the half-pointers in SG-1, but not the full.) What SGA tropes did I miss out? Hee!"

So, anybody who stumbles across this and wants to take a swat at it, have fun! :D Also, anybody think of tropes Ms. green_grrl missed, suggest, and I will add.

Your checklist:

Before sealing the envelope, did you remember to include:

Transformation into Unicorns?
Penguins?
Dolphins?
Dinosaurs?
Dragons? or
Kittens?

Did your characters perform any acts of prostitution? or sex slavery? (Prostitution preferred).

Did you also include:

Genderswap?
Phone sex?
Bondage?
Kids? or
Powerbars/MREs?

Please remember to sign your check and face the address on the statement out.

Post office will not deliver without postage. Please consult http://www.usps.com/postage_calculator/intergalactic.html for rates.

Comments

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

I do totally want to do this! You know, after I recover from ficathon, and read my way through Remix and J/D, and Porn Battle is over...

(Hey, what happened? The USPS isn't delivering intergalactically anymore?)

[lt-kitty.livejournal.com]

You forgot spankings! :D