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brainofckDadgum Stargate. Sexy seduction scene rapidly devolving to crack!fic.
*thumps Brain*
"Thought you might be thirsty," he said, just before he tipped the water bottle against Jack's lips.
And since Jack was lying flat on his back, the predictable result was water up Jack's nose.
Suddenly drowning in three tablespoons of water, Jack snorted and flailed, sand flying everywhere. He inhaled it as he coughed, and it got in his eyes, and that made everything worse.
When he had finally coughed himself out, his eyes and nose were streaming and his throat was sore. He was afraid to touch his face and he just sat on his towel, glaring blearily at the ocean, wondering why he had invited anyone on this trip with him. All he wanted to do was relax on the beach, catch some rays...
*thumps Brain*
"Thought you might be thirsty," he said, just before he tipped the water bottle against Jack's lips.
And since Jack was lying flat on his back, the predictable result was water up Jack's nose.
Suddenly drowning in three tablespoons of water, Jack snorted and flailed, sand flying everywhere. He inhaled it as he coughed, and it got in his eyes, and that made everything worse.
When he had finally coughed himself out, his eyes and nose were streaming and his throat was sore. He was afraid to touch his face and he just sat on his towel, glaring blearily at the ocean, wondering why he had invited anyone on this trip with him. All he wanted to do was relax on the beach, catch some rays...
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Date: 2006-07-05 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 03:15 am (UTC)Write!