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[livejournal.com profile] zats_clear's third piece. Happy birthday, chica! Many, many happy returns!

3. A little cliche fic - dealer's choice. Zats, I hope this is cool with you. I can't remember if you have voiced an opinion on RPS. Just read the disclaimers and go with the flow. :)

Title: Partner Betrayal
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: RDA/MS, JO/DJ, RD/DJ, Andromeda/Romy/AI
Rating: R
Summary: I was asked to do a cliché, "dealer's choice." I did the "they read slash" cliché.
Content/warnings: RPS.
Words: 443
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Additional Disclaimer: And just to be clear, in no way do I wish to suggest that Richard Dean Anderson and Michal Shanks ever read fan fiction and got it on. Ever. Totally made that up. That's me! Writing the fiction.
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
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"Look at this," Rick said.

Michael set aside the Saturday hockey section of the Star Tribune and took the proffered laptop.

    Daniel was flat on his back, legs spayed, hands ineffectually closing and unclosing over his head, where there was no headboard on the ridiculous cot that apparently passed for bedroom furniture for the Ancients. Not that Daniel was complaining. This was his second favorite way to get fucked. A long, slow screw, Ronon sliding slickly in and out of his ass.

    He groaned his appreciation.

    The only thing he liked better was holding a fistful of dreds in each hand and giving it to Ronon from behind, riding him like -

"I saw this one," Michael said, passing the computer back. "Lexa loves Pegasus B. Very hot. The writing's a little over the top, though. Not really my thing."

Rick made a moue of distaste, wrinkling his nose in obvious disgust.

"Well, I don't think it's very in character," he complained, clicking the back button.

Michael snorted.

"People actually think you're straight?" he asked, laughing. "How the Hell have you managed it all these years?"

Rick pulled himself up straighter, tipping his chin up, staring coldly down his nose at Michael.

"I am a super-macho tough guy. Who cares if I collect art, patronize opera, and camp up my toughest tough guy character?"

He clicked the forward button on the browser again.

"I know," Michael said. "It's like a bad traffic accident..."

"I feel betrayed just reading it! Lexa liked it?" Rick shuddered. "I feel like writing the fix where Jack finds out and goes to Pegasus and hunts Ronon down and shows him how Special Ops does it in the Milky Way." Rick scowled.

Michael gently tugged the laptop. Then tugged harder when Rick held on to it, glaring at him over the screen. Finally he yanked it, and carefully placed it on the bedside table while Rick crossed his arms over his naked chest and did his best to look baleful.

But how baleful could you really pretend to be with a raging hard on tenting the sheets and your gorgeous, naked boyfriend in bed with you?

"Lexa..." Michael drawled as he made certain the laptop was safely placed on the cluttered table. "...is a fanfic whore. She reads Daniel/Anybody. She loves Pegasus B because it opens up so many new options for pairings. She reads every Andromeda piece she can get her hands on, too. And her absolute favorite is Andromeda/Romy/AI. So..." Michael straddled Rick's lap, pulling Rick's arms open and letting his fingers explore soft silver fur and peaked nipples.

"So," Rick murmured.

"Exactly," said Michael, leaning in to kiss him ohsosoftly.

"Jack and Daniel forever?" Rick said hopefully.


If you're interested, all my stories, in order, from one page. Also, my fiction recommendations.

Date: 2007-09-27 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hangebokhan.livejournal.com
What is Pegasus B?

Date: 2007-09-27 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
I asked about it at Stargate Search. (http://community.livejournal.com/stargate_search/103817.html)

It is an AU community for Pegasus. One prominent story line has Daniel never going to the SGC, but eventually going to Pegasus on Weir's staff. And Jack goes to Pegasus because of his gene, but still a haunted, crushed man.

Definitely try The Animalia Sequence (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=684) where McKay and Sheppard famously get turned to penguins. A lot of it is from Jack's POV, and it's hilarious. There is a link to Pegasus B stuff from there, too.

Date: 2007-09-27 04:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-09-27 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
"I feel like writing the fix where Jack finds out and goes to Pegasus and hunts Ronon down and shows him how Special Ops does it in the Milky Way."

Oh, yes please Rick! *donates laptop* You go right ahead!

"So," Rick murmured.
"Exactly," said Michael, leaning in to kiss him ohsosoftly.
"Jack and Daniel forever?" Rick said hopefully.


Squee! I'm so happy! There's hardly any SG-1 RPS, and I would so read it. :-D

Date: 2007-09-28 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
I know. It's so odd. And yet, I had to do *research* for this tiny piece. I really know nothing about the cast. There is, or was, an RDA/MS website, but it was tiny. The writing was pretty good, but I didn't get the vibe. This only popped into my head because I wanted to write this trope, but the Jack/Daniel version doesn't really fly, for logical reasons. *ponders* Well, unless there really is an SGC under Cheyenne... *contemplates crack!fic*

Date: 2007-09-28 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Website is sadly gone, but I painstakingly searched out archives and saved everything I could get my hands on to my hard drive. And even with what was written... the most memorable story was them not doing it because MS was drunk. Poor guys need some RPS lovin'!

Date: 2007-09-28 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Heh. The one where MS says they need to work out their sexual tensions, and RDA says they don't have any? (Also, RDA suggests he go work out his sexual tensions with Chris Judge, and MS says dismissively that he already did that. *snickers*) I remember RDA seemed mostly fondly exasperated in that one, and that, more than anything, was why they dind't have sex. Which is besides the point. Because sex was not had. :D

Date: 2007-09-28 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Yup, that one! Heh. I remember RDA's fond exasperation being mainly about the fact that MS was COMPLETELY blotto, and that's just not attractive when you're sober. Plus his initial disbelief that a man about to get married would consider the zing they had being worth cheating for. But once he learned Lexa was all for it, he was still back at point one.

Date: 2007-09-28 12:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zats-clear.livejournal.com
I may regret this (but there's always brain bleach), but can ya hook me up with the drunk Canadian hottie story?

Date: 2007-09-28 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Done! (I don't think this one really needs bleach.)

Date: 2007-09-28 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Me, too! :D

Date: 2007-09-28 05:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zats-clear.livejournal.com
umm, located this [livejournal.com profile] sg_gossip which has an interesting assortment of ... fictional works.

Date: 2007-09-27 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha. Only you could get me to laugh at RPS rather than cry.

Date: 2007-09-28 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
*pets you* So pleased you didn't cry! :D

Date: 2007-09-27 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfica.livejournal.com
Reading this RPS has been like a cool drink on a hot day.

Date: 2007-09-28 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Yay! And thanks! Heh. Your icon is so appropriate!

Date: 2007-09-27 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angiepen.livejournal.com
LOL! The world definitely needs more Stargate RPS. :D

Angie

Date: 2007-09-28 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Glad to contribute then! :D

Date: 2007-09-27 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
*snicker* Oh! There goes my RPS virginity!!! *snicker*

Date: 2007-09-28 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
Nah, it's ok. It was good for me. *goes for a smoke* ;)

Date: 2007-09-28 12:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zats-clear.livejournal.com
you slay me! love your awesome vala icon

Date: 2007-09-28 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
Hee! The icon is thanks to the talented [livejournal.com profile] scout27

And also? Lexa would SO watch 'em go at it ;)

Date: 2007-09-27 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Great fic.

Date: 2007-09-28 01:33 am (UTC)

VVBG

Date: 2007-09-27 01:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zats-clear.livejournal.com
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you got Ronan in there,too LOL! The references to Lexa (is a fanfic whore tears down my face, srsly) to Lexa's reading preferences just cracked me up.

He clicked the forward button on the browser again
Oh, Rick, just showing your playful side here? And the "like a trainwreck" comment...yes, I did read to the end. With pauses for bursts of laughter.

Gonna go blow out my candles now! I already licked the icing off the cake

Re: VVBG

Date: 2007-09-28 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Couldn't leave Ronon out after you specifically mentioned him! It's customized porn, after all! Actually, customizing porn is loads of fun. (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/42941.html) I should offer to do it more often.

Date: 2007-09-27 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
YAY FOR RPS! Hah. And we have been re-watching Andromeda lately, so I laughed even more at this.

Date: 2007-09-28 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
I will be watching your journals for Andromeda/Romy/AI. :D

Date: 2007-09-28 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
Heh. Might as well sit down and be comfy, it's gonna be a loooooooong wait!

Date: 2007-09-27 06:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] paian
This is great, very clever and fun.

Date: 2007-09-28 01:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-09-27 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com
Yay and well done! Clearly, the world needs more RDA/MS.

Date: 2007-09-28 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Possibly. There was once a website... Can't find it at the moment, though, dang it.

Date: 2007-09-28 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Website's gone. :-(

Date: 2007-09-28 01:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] seleneheart
RPS!! *imagines Jack kicking Ronon's ass*

Date: 2007-09-28 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Dang it. The reason this was not a Ronon/Daniel story, as requested, is that I don't know Ronon well enough to write him realistically.

Long live RPS! :D

Date: 2007-09-28 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainlogic.livejournal.com
The perfect balm to sheer NOOOOOOO-ness to the previous one.

Date: 2007-10-03 06:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] maxine-mirkwood.livejournal.com
Thank you soooo much! I wish there was more RPS for this delicious duo...

Date: 2008-05-04 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tresa-cho.livejournal.com
Awesome! Loved it.

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