Morning sex

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It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

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I was researching something for a fic, and can't, for the life of me, remember what it was! The prostate research was just an happy coincidence. That I remember.

The internet is good for things besides porn! Who knew?