Ideas for Five Missions

[brainofck]

I want to do five missions that never happened to Daniel Jackson. (Please disregard the fact that this journal's title could be "Missions that Never Happened to Daniel Jackson.") I have three. Ideas for the rest? I'm going for humor in this one, though humor with "sexy results" is OK. ;)

Comments

[lt-kitty.livejournal.com]

How's about the planet with the aphrodisiac coffee? (why not... coffee's a stimulant!) *g*

Can't think of anything that's strictly humor and less "sexy results" right now, unfortunately. :(

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Eheheheh.

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

I dunno.
The mission where the natives thought Daniel was homely? Then Jack felt sorry for him and had to screw him to make him feel better. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

:D Why is it that THIS is the mission that could never happen. You are not the first person to suggest a story along this theme.

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

missions that never happened, is what you said.
You want 'could' never happen? How 'bout they discover the planet of slashy fan girls and take me and my friends home with them? *g*

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Yeessssss. Mary Sues all around! :D Hmmmmm. When's your birthday? I have been known to write the occassional birthday crack.

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

July 15. But Christmas is much closer. Maybe Halloween? Or Thursday? ;D

[not-a-lamb.livejournal.com]

Something to do with kinky robots?

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

There's potential there!

[l-jade.livejournal.com]

The one where SG-1 gate to a geriatric planet.
All the old-ladies wanted to boink Daniel for their last hope of having offsprings.
Teal'c kinda squick them off with his stapled-pouch, Jack looks 'OLD' by their definition, which makes him very pissy.
The old-men were very gentleman-ly to Sam coz they realised they can't do it anymore.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

*snickers more*