Ideas for Five Missions

[brainofck]

I want to do five missions that never happened to Daniel Jackson. (Please disregard the fact that this journal's title could be "Missions that Never Happened to Daniel Jackson.") I have three. Ideas for the rest? I'm going for humor in this one, though humor with "sexy results" is OK. ;)

Comments

[lt-kitty.livejournal.com]

How's about the planet with the aphrodisiac coffee? (why not... coffee's a stimulant!) *g*

Can't think of anything that's strictly humor and less "sexy results" right now, unfortunately. :(

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

I dunno.
The mission where the natives thought Daniel was homely? Then Jack felt sorry for him and had to screw him to make him feel better. :)

[not-a-lamb.livejournal.com]

Something to do with kinky robots?

[l-jade.livejournal.com]

The one where SG-1 gate to a geriatric planet.
All the old-ladies wanted to boink Daniel for their last hope of having offsprings.
Teal'c kinda squick them off with his stapled-pouch, Jack looks 'OLD' by their definition, which makes him very pissy.
The old-men were very gentleman-ly to Sam coz they realised they can't do it anymore.