brainofck: (DanielJackson)
brainofck ([personal profile] brainofck) wrote2005-09-21 04:10 pm
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Someone requested "bicep porn" with Cameron and Daniel

I wrote this in about 25 minutes. It shows, I think. But at least now I have spell-checked it…



Bra'tac was pleased to be back at the SGC. There was something comforting about the bright dimness and dinginess of the warren of tunnels and chambers.

It was good to see Teal'c happy, too. And Teal'c was always happy here these days.

Teal'c had not been expecting him, and Bra'tac slipped unnoticed into the large room. A training facility of some kind, though Bra'tac could not imagine what form of martial art SG-1 was practicing now.

They were all stripped down to "tanks" as O'Neill used to refer to them, breathing hard and glistening with the prespiration of good, hard training. He smiled and felt the same awe he always felt in the presence of the female warrior Carter, who never failed to surprise the traditional Jaffa in him. His master's eye took in her superior physical condition - sleek muscles, trim waist and beautifully controlled movement in perfect harmony with the more rounded curves of her feminine form. Were he even 50 years younger...

Teal'c looked as fit as ever. He handled the orange ball with apparent skill. He and Cater were partnered, it seemed, facing Daniel and his partner, Mitchell, with cool confidence.

DanielJackson only improved every time Bra'tac saw him. He had grown as a warrior under the tutelage of the other members of SG-1. Bra'tac felt a certain personal pride in the development of his fighting skills, the definition in his upper body, the strength of his arms. The young man was more than a match for many of Bra'tac's Jaffa these days, though if the master told him that, DanielJackson would certainly laugh with embarrassment and not believe him.

He looked good with this Mitchell. Mitchell had nothing to prove to Bra'tac. He knew how highly O'Neill, Carter, and Teal'c regarded him. Bra'tac thought it was odd, how he could easily pass for DanielJackson's brother, a match for him in height, complexion, and an almost visible moral strength and honesty.

Alas, the two human men were no match for the woman and the Jaffa. They seemed to have lost the battle. Jibes were exchanged, DanielJackson was blamed for the loss (though only in jest, Bra'tac was certain), and Mitchell found himself immobilized in Teal'c's most unbreakable neck lock. He was not intimidated and merely complained loudly about the sweat and the smell.

Then, in an unseemly scene completely unworthy of such dangerous veterans, DanielJackson and Major Carter proceeded to tickle their captive commander ruthlessly, as he struggled and howled in Teal'c's unrelenting grasp. He finally threatened to urinate on Teal'c, who released him so abruptly that he collapsed in a heap on the training room floor.

Bra'tac shook his head. He would never understand the customs of the Tauri warriors. But he was glad he was too old to be tickled.

[Editors note: Bwahahahahahaha! Tickling and peeing! *snickers*]

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
This was frelling AWESOME! And props for the killer description of Sam. She deserves validation for being hot. Not Jack's type godammit but hot nonetheless :)

Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you liked it! I love Sam. She's awesome! But I am so gonna punch somebody in the nose on that freakin' scriptwriting team if Sam and Jack have eloped off screen in the off season.

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I know. After just finishing 'The Fourth Horseman' I've revived Sam/Orlin as my OTP for her. Cuz she's so missed the boat on Teal'c who would have been so perfect for her. *sigh* I actually just posted my thoughts on the pairing over chez moi.

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
But not Orlin in tiny boy form, right? I'm thinking of the right character? I mess up her boyfriends' names... Look, Teal'c disapproves of my inattention.

Personally, I don't see Sam with any of the SG-1 crowd. Though I really like her with Siler, actually, a la "Dr. Jackson's Diaries." I like the vision of the two over-achieving techno nerds. :)

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, see, I think of Orlin as a nerd: he built a Stargate out of her toaster for frak's sake! And, yes, definitely the adult blond guy.

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I like all of Sam's alien boyfriends (why did they have to kill Martouf -- whyyyyy?). But Orlin -- Sean Patrick Flanery... *thud!* And he made her a honkin' huge emerald in the microwave too. Aaaw.

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So cute, nah? And total Sean Bean love babe.

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
My Sean Patrick Flanery OTP is Connor/Murphy (Boondock Saints), but Sam/Orlin? Oh yeah! Wish SPF had been available to do follow-up Orlin. Him as an adult again would have changed Sam's dynamic with him considerably, but stupid writers would still not have let her hook up with nice alien guy because they're obsessed with Sam/Jack. *tears writers to shreds -- wrong! wrong! wrong!*

Sean Bean is the undisputed #1 on my celebrity shag list (http://www.livejournal.com/community/celeb_shag_list/19414.html). *points* Icon quotes CK's Throw Away (http://www.livejournal.com/users/brainofck/42244.html) fic -- a must-read if you haven't already. ;-)

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-28 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wait!!! Did I forget to bow down and thank you for pointing me to this porniest of all fics? It was like watching the naughtiest fantasies scroll across the page. She tapped into the perv in all of us so beautifully :)

Re: Sam is the best! Why do I have no Sam icon?!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-09-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
As she always does! I read Possession and Throw Away over and over and over.

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
And did I mention that Bratac is a pervy old man? Cuz he so is. Remember him grinning at flag-wrapped!Danny in 'Threads'.

Image

*giggle*

Eheheheh

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Jack totally scoped Daniel out, of course, but you know, he could hardly avoid it. Bra'tac, however, was moving for a better angle, and looked quite pleased. "Yes, DanielJackson is looking very hot there. I will pretend to be appraising him with a master's eye. No one will suspect..." And that was exactly what I was thinking about, writing this. :p

snickers back :)

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, duh, of course Jack was checking out his nekkid boyfriend!

Re: snickers back :)

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVED Daniel's panicked, "Don't LOOK!" *laughs more*

Re: snickers back :)

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like anyone could resist :)

Re: snickers back :)

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god -- a Michael Shanks slash "voices" icon! *hearts* It's brill!

Re: snickers back :)

[identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It was made by [livejournal.com profile] rotschopf. Genius, eh?

[identity profile] teddibear.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort* OMG, that was hilarious! And *guh!* ARM PORN! My favorite kind. Love that it's Bra'tac's POV. Hee! Great description of everyone. Heh.

*drools over Daniel Arms*