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brainofck ([personal profile] brainofck) wrote2008-07-13 06:18 am

The Australian Adventures of Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet

For [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

    Jack and Daniel go on vacation to Australia, but some of the issues in their relationship crop up between the sunning and the sex--like Daniel's frustration with a certain Asgard's fascination with Jack.


The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself back in their hotel room.

Daniel looked up over the top of his beach reading (The Informers).

"Sent you back to put on some clothes, hmmmm?" Daniel asked acidly.

Jack looked down at his swim trunks and flip flops.

"Not exactly," Jack muttered, stomping into the bathroom to peel out of the sandy beachwear and step into the shower. Daniel followed him, watching from the doorway.

"So, what? You solved his replicator problem half naked in flimsy shoes, or whatever?"

Jack's sigh would be covered by the sound of the water.

"Daniel, we've been over this. Thor doesn't have a 'thing' for me."

Daniel wouldn’t be able to see the air quotes through the shower curtain, either.

"Of course not," Daniel replied.

Jack knocked his forehead against the cool tile.

Australia. He had brought Daniel to freakin' Australia to get into his pants. And now it looked like a night on the couch instead.

"Thor, you jealous little bastard," he muttered under his breath.

"I heard that, O'Neill," came a funny, squeaky voice from beyond the shower curtain.

Jack whipped the curtain open to find Daniel, stark naked outside, grinning unapologetically.

"Room for me in there?" Daniel asked sweetly.




All my love,
CK

[identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely, hehe.

(Mind you, you would get beaten up over here for calling them swim trunks and flip flops. :P)

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

Oh? What's the local jargon, then? No offense meant to the natives!

[identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Swim Trunks = boardies (board shorts) or budgie smugglers.

Flip flips = thongs.

[identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
*Flip flops. Sorry, I am totally distracted right now. :P

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. I'm working on top secret research while my toddler keeps losing her spoon in her cereal milk... I didn't even notice the flip flips!

[identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
I am watching a Jason Statham interview on tv... XD

[identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Toddler! Hug the Barbarian for me, would you?

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Budgie smugglers. *snorks*

[identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, it's pretty self explanatory when you think about it. XD

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I didn't have to think long. Mostly I thought, "So, in Australia, a guy dressed for the beach is either a surfer or a totally freaky pervert!"

[identity profile] magnavox-23.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Or sometimes, a bit of both... :O :P

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Teehee. Too good.

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*eyes Thor*

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL icon!
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[personal profile] bluemeridian 2008-07-13 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I missed the meme bits as I have been swamped but I am *very* amused. The bit where MS voices Thor amuses me to no end. There's just way too many possibilities there.

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I know!!!!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha ha ha ha! Thor so does! And Jack brought Daniel all the way to Australia to get into his pants. Daniel's not sending him to the couch. ;-)

*is jealous of [livejournal.com profile] starting_gate's icon*

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not! He would be wasting all that lube that he had to bring in past customs - the waterproof silicon stuff, plus the warming stuff, plus the strawberry flavored kind...
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[personal profile] sid 2008-07-25 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
This is totally canon, right?

:-D
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[personal profile] lilyleia78 2008-07-25 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
::giggles wildly:: I almost submitted a prompt to [livejournal.com profile] sg1_five_things about 5 times Thor made someone jealous.