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brainofck ([personal profile] brainofck) wrote2008-07-13 06:03 am

Jack, Daniel and the Vampire Mummy

For [livejournal.com profile] melayneseahawk, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

    #2: Daniel, Jack, and the Vampire Mummy


The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself standing in a dank room, eerily lit in phosphorescent green. As he turned swiftly, he found that Daniel was standing behind him, and had already identified the threat.

"What the hell is that?" Jack murmured into Daniel's ear.

"Uh." Daniel replied stupidly.

"Daniel, it's your damned childhood nightmare. What the hell is it?"

"Um," Daniel replied. "Um. Vampire mummy?"

"Oh, fercryinoutloud," Jack muttered.

"Run!" Daniel yelled, and they took off down the corridor.




All my love,
CK

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers more*

[identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Run!" Daniel yelled, and they took off down the corridor.

I love it when one innocuous little line makes me actually LOL into my coffee. So much for our intrepid heroes.

Also, "Run!" would be a great J/D icon. :D

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope your computer is none the worse for my story! :) Yes, that would be an excellent icon!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfle*

Oh, Daniel will get no end of teasing about this. *pets the Egyptologist*

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm sure those big dark tombs are scary when you are tiny!
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[identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Now I want the fic about the planet that makes them live their childhood dreams/nightmares.

*tap-tap-tapitty-tap*

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmmm..... *ponders*
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[identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it ready yet?

Is it ready yet?

Is it ready yet?

:-):-)

[identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This? This made me laugh.

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! < / Mr. Burns >

[identity profile] angiepen.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO!

Angie

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks!