Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

how the frack did I miss this the first time around? Good lord, I have tears running down my face and I have been snorting so loud in the office that the cat came in to see what was up!

for the record, 'cause, ya know, everyone shared (omg, the morning toot! dies laughing again). I skip the 4 am pee (green_girl) and go straight for the 4am sex. No facing each other=no morning breath and you can go right back to sleep...

thanks sooooo much for creating an environment in which so many can laugh so damn hard! Now, I am headed back to the Skeletal fic I came to your journal for...

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Hang out a sec (or 20 minutes or so) and I'll have another chapter up! :D

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

you never sleep? ok, off to see if you were able to *snorts* get it up...

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Time enough for sleep in the grave. :D