Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

sweet jesus, I thought I was the only fruitcake who did that kind of research on the internet (ok, SnoringBedPartnerForLife was in the Middle East at the time, but hey...there was knowledge to be had)

find anything interesting I might have missed?

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

I was researching something for a fic, and can't, for the life of me, remember what it was! The prostate research was just an happy coincidence. That I remember.

The internet is good for things besides porn! Who knew?