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Morning sex
It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.
Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.
*eyes all you kinky pee people*
Not me, that's for sure.
So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*
OW!
Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.
*eyes all you kinky pee people*
Not me, that's for sure.
So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*
OW!
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I'm sorry. No matter how completely and utterly realistic it is, I refuse to include farting in my stories. So there! And that's directed more to CJ, up above, that it is to you, BTW. :D