Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[catzslave.livejournal.com]

Not to be crass, but when I wake up the minute I start moving I have a *massive* fart! So picture the scene with morning sex that was graced with a big *toot*.

I think the best morning sex is after the quick scurry to the bathroom to "freshen up", maybe after morning coffee/tea is made.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

OMG! *dies laughing* You win "BEST TMI" for the day! Can I offer you a small porn prize (farts excluded from prize offering, see below)?

I'm sorry. No matter how completely and utterly realistic it is, I refuse to include farting in my stories. So there! And that's directed more to CJ, up above, that it is to you, BTW. :D