Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[emeraldsword.livejournal.com]

Morning sex is not my thing. First of all, I'm asleep! Then I'm in that lovely half-awake bit where everything's all soft and fuzzy and do not want to be pushed and pulled all over the place. Then I'm hungry. I can see where it might be kind of nice in theory though, so I like it in fic.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Then I'm hungry.

*cries laughing* It's like trying to drive somewhere with a four-year old!!!!

[emeraldsword.livejournal.com]

LOL, are we nearly there yet?


Incidentally, I read somewhere that you have 40 minutes before they say that, so get the first distraction out at half an hour in and it might make life easier. Of course, I don't have children to test this on so it might be rubbish and I'd never know, but such is life.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Always good to get ideas. I'm only on my second time round, so still learning! :D

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Now, see, from soft and fuzzy to turned on orgasmic? Yum! I'm all over the sleepy sex! As long as my partner wants to do the work and doesn't expect me to be energetic. :-D

[emeraldsword.livejournal.com]

See, I like it in theory but as you say, ideally the other person would do all the work!