Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[ramlatch.livejournal.com]

It's tough. I dont' know how anyone would be into sex just after sleeping, personally I feel my most yucky for the first half hour after waking up (and have to pee too).

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Well there are those people who bounce out of bed, happy and rested and ready for all challenges. But I bet even they have the pee problem.