Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[daroos.livejournal.com]

We manage morning sex by both simultaneously sprinting for the bathroom BEFORE morning sex.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I actually considered a sort of sexy watching-each-other-pee type moment. But that was a little kinky for the situation.