Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

I feel somewhat responsible for this problem you have. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

OMG! And I so totally have to pee RIGHT NOW! Holding it in so I can just get done here and shut the computer down.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

You must return to this thread and view it, Pee Buddy. You will laugh all the way to the pee recepticle of your choice! :D

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Just read it! OMG. And I'm laughing for multiple reasons! And happily surprised to see [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] in here!

So now that you are armed with all your fangirls thoughts, will there be morning pee contests and romantic farts?

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

I am actually considering rewriting so the events occur before they fall asleep instead of after they wake up. Fix the squick, avoid romantic farting.

*headdesk*