An Accident Waiting to Happen

[brainofck]

Written fast. Posted raw. Inspired by seleneheart.

Title: Accident Waiting to Happen
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
Content/warnings: None.
Words:579
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
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Daniel had his personal laptop open on the table in the little café, probably checking personal e-mail or typing up notes on some little research idea or something. It was easy to recognize Daniel's machine. It had become a team hobby to put stickers on it when Daniel wasn't looking. The most recent one was Jack's contribution – a sticker off a banana promoting the Curious George movie. A monkey for Jack's little monkey.

Jack sat down at the screen without a second thought. Hacked the screensaver password with ease, and brought up the screen to see what Daniel was working on. Yup. Research notes. Jack was about to bring up a browser window to look at his own gmail when he noticed Daniel's My Pictures folder was minimized on the Start bar.

Jack clicked it in idle curiosity. Which was a mistake.

Daniel must have picked this table with his back to the wall for reasons besides wanting to see the door.

The folder was set to filmstrip, and the first photo that came up was two guys in the act. It looked like a bunk in some field barracks. The guy kneeling on the bed was shirtless, with desert camo down around his knees. The guy behind him was still almost fully dressed, sweat staining his brown t-shirt, his dick probably just hanging out through an open fly, and even though it was a still shot, the looks on their faces showed that the guy was really pounding it home and the sudden unexpected shock of eroticism overloaded Jack's system. His hands were trembling as he minimized the screen, and he couldn't control the reflex that brought the blush to his face. His heartbeat was up and his fingers and toes and lips were tingling.

He caught his breath and glanced around the room. Daniel was nowhere to be seen. Probably in the toilet. Jack brought the window back up again and scrolled through the pictures rapidly. More of the same. Half-dressed servicemen in the field committing criminal acts together – touching, kissing, sucking, fucking.

It looked like the real thing, too. Those weren't models. Those weren't sets or locations. Jack had been in places like that. Known those guys.

He scrolled back to the original photo, minimized the screen, and slid out of the seat, meandering over to the counter just as Daniel reappeared around the corner from the restrooms.

Jack's smile must have been a little off, maybe he looked spooked, because Daniel's surprised grin of greeting almost immediately got that crinkle between the eyebrows.

He didn’t even say hello.

"Were you looking for me? Is something wrong?"

"Hello to you, too," Jack replied, trying to pull himself together. "Can't a guy get coffee on a Saturday morning?"

Daniel relaxed.

"Want to join me? I've got a table."

"Nah. Wouldn’t want to intrude. Plus, places to go…" He bumped Daniel's arm with his elbow, like any time, and Daniel seemed totally normal, giving him a shrug and an absent smile and wandering back to his table.

Jack saw him blink at the screen when he sat down. Probably realizing the screensaver hadn't come on while he was up.

"What can I get you?" the server asked, in the nick of time, so that Jack was talking to her before Daniel could give him that look.

They were all tall, rangy guys with brown hair and brown eyes.

Strangers, of course. But not.

He left with his coffee.






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Comments

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Oh! Jack! What a poohead!

It was good and the ending was unexpected. I liked it.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Give the man a break. He just accidentally saw his friend's porn. :)

[seleneheart]

*thwaps Jack with a clue stick*

Nice.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think he got his clue.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Yummy! Are you doing a part 2 or not?

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Thanks! No promises. :D

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

This totally works as a standalone vignette, and imagination can fill in the next steps, or it can kick off a series. Heck, this could even be a challenge: everyone write what happens next. :-D

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Feel free!

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

Ack! Oh dear. Poor Daniel. Of course, now I don't know whether to be more shocked that he left the laptop unattended or by Jack finding out that all the military guys in that had brown hair and brown eyes.

Laptop

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to be more shocked that he left the laptop unattended

Well, unlike most fan fiction writers, I assume that no classified material would be let out of "the box" at the mountain. I mean, I'm sure they all have *something.* But I'm pretty sure taking an SGC laptop home would get your security clearance revoked.

So I'm assuming this is just his own laptop and it's one of those little coffee shops where you can leave your stuff and go to the restroom or get another pastry or talk to the people across the room and not have to worry that anyone (except possibly Jack) will mess with your stuff.

Re: Laptop

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

Hee :) I wasn't even thinking national security :) Where I live, you cant leave anything like a laptop alone for a second or else it will suddenly grow legs and walk away.

Re: Laptop

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Well, there are places... I don't really live in one of them either, but I'm sure back in 1991 in Chapel Hill, I could have left my gigantic toaster box word processor alone in the library for a trip to the little girl's room. :D

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

hmmm..interesting....so do we get to see what happens next??

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

:) As I said to green_grrl, no promises. This was just a daydream between estate planning documents...

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

This was just a daydream between estate planning documents...
Oy, it's a wonder your brain wasn't more warped, then. ;)

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

The guy kneeling on the bed was shirtless, with desert camo down around his knees. The guy behind him was still almost fully dressed, sweat staining his brown t-shirt, his dick probably just hanging out through an open fly, and even though it was a still shot, the looks on their faces showed that the guy was really pounding it home and the sudden unexpected shock of eroticism overloaded Jack's system.

Wow, that is sizzling! Nice mix of silliness too (monkey sticker, snork). I really liked this. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I'm so pleased! :D Thank you!

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Jack Meets Clue-by-Four. What he found was unexpected and threw him off balance. He wasn't unaffected by the porn, either, but it's hard to tell if that was also a surprise for him. Either way, Jack needs time to compose himself and process it, so I can understand him ducking out.

But, ooooh, what happens next???

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Look at you, pretending to be all understanding and whatever, and then with the demands... :D

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Heeeheeeheeee!

*note to self - maximize subtelty, subltley, sutbl ... Be More Sneaky.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[sid]

Hmm. I notice Jack scrolled through all the pictures. So, shocked but not disgusted. Hmm.

So now he's feeling stalked?

:-D

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Laughing so hard at your icon forgot what I was going to type.

Um. Anyway. What?

Oh. Hmmmm. Perhaps he is feeling stalked. Actually, he hasn't really gotten past shocked yet in my head.

[paian]

Liked this a lot. :-)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[darkness4light.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! I can so see this.
A little monkey for Jack's little monkey, lol!
Oh and, from reading your reply to sidlj, when Daniel does get past shocked in your head, feel free to give us another slice of heaven ;)
Jen

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! If more appears in my Brain, I'll definitely post more. :D

What the...

[sarahthebloody.livejournal.com]

that is so mean. You can't end it like that! please don't end it like that? ooh I wanna read more! :)

Re: What the...

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! *cringes* But that's all there was!!! If more occurs, I will definitely post it. I'm so glad you liked it!

Re: What the...

[sarahthebloody.livejournal.com]

That was a real teaser. I really hope you write more of it. Excellent start for something hot and sweet! :)

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Ooh. He's starting to get the hints.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

:D Well, it's hard to miss a big folder o' porn!

I'm loving your icon: really fucking annoying. How true is that?! *snickers*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Good stuff, great descriptions! So much of your fic makes me want to see pictures. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

your fic makes me want to see pictures

That is so interesting that you say that. When I'm writing, it's a little movie running inside my head, and I just describe what I see, like relating what's happening on a TV screen to someone over the phone. I try to be as descriptive as possible.

Does everybody do that when they write?

[buefo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I loved this! I like how Jack saw the first pic, got a bit freaked out and closed it, noticed no one was looking, then opened it again to check out the rest. :)

And I'm glad he noticed the similarities between himself and the men in the pics. Good boy.

My mind is having fun imagining what happened next...