brainofck: (DanielJackson)
brainofck ([personal profile] brainofck) wrote2006-10-23 02:38 pm

Ideas for Five Missions

I want to do five missions that never happened to Daniel Jackson. (Please disregard the fact that this journal's title could be "Missions that Never Happened to Daniel Jackson.") I have three. Ideas for the rest? I'm going for humor in this one, though humor with "sexy results" is OK. ;)
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[identity profile] l-jade.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
The one where SG-1 gate to a geriatric planet.
All the old-ladies wanted to boink Daniel for their last hope of having offsprings.
Teal'c kinda squick them off with his stapled-pouch, Jack looks 'OLD' by their definition, which makes him very pissy.
The old-men were very gentleman-ly to Sam coz they realised they can't do it anymore.

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

*snickers more*