REC: The Sweet Purity of Apples

[brainofck]

Today I was thinking of simple pleasures and stories that are totally G rated and still sweet and sexy and wonderful.

Indulge my LOTR FPS obsession with hobbits for a moment.

The Sweet Purity of Apples

Pippen/Merry, pre-quest, pre-slash

Of all the LOTR FPS pairings, it is really the hobbits for me. (And weirdly, Legolas and Gimli, though I try not to dwell on that! *eg*)

Ick, Faramir/Boromir incest.

Eh, can't really buy into Aragorn/Boromir for real, though I will read it for the beauty that is Viggo and Beanie together.

But though the Professor most likely didn't intend to, he wrote the hobbits slashy. You can lift the lines right from the text, if you choose.

So call me a Pervy Hobbit Fancier and toddle off to read some G rated hobbit pre-slash.

In Adjustments news, we have gotten to kissing and partial removal of shirts. I'm thinking we need to push back the expected posting time to Monday morning, as we have quite a bit of first time man/man sex to get through, and Daniel's nothing if not enthusiastic. :)

Comments

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

push back the expected posting time to Monday morning, as we have quite a bit of first time man/man sex to get through, and Daniel's nothing if not enthusiastic. :)

*whimpers*

Oooh. This will be fun . . .

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

The hobbits are quite affectionate in canon, aren't they? And, yeah Legolas/Gimli is definitely on the page and I'm so not going there... My movie LOTR slash interests bear no resemblance to book canon. :-)

And the subject matter of that fic was not exactly G rated! *approves*

Enthusiastic is good. Very very very good!!! *squirms in antici................... pation!*

[january-snow.livejournal.com]

Oh, that *was* very sweet! And I love your idea of some Boromir-Faramir incest, how about working that up!? :)