brainofck | Rec: Knights in Armor doing Naughty Things

I was reminded of this today by

uisgich's Mummy double drabble.

Knights in armor doing naughty things.

The Lion=Sir Sean Bean
The Fox=Sir Collin Farrell
The Wolf=Sir Hugh Jackman
The Stallion=Sir Eric Bana
The Hawk=Sir Ewan McGregor
The Eagle=Sir Oded Fehr

Particularly liked the Lion and The Stallion.

Took me a long time to actually finish The Lion and The Hawk, as that is the one that starts with Sir Sean wishing for his townhouse and pipe (*rolls eyes*). It improves, when you get to the porn content.

I think I found The Lion and The Fox just a bit unbelievable.

However, with all the boys in play, thought I would toss this link out there for your perusal...

The Hawk and The Eagle is as yet unwritten, more's the pity.