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cocoajava: Fire alarm went fine. Happend about 8:35. Everyone went where I barked orders to go to. I didn't end up with hat hair from my helmet. :D seleneheart: I would so like to see a pic of you in your helmet. My co-writer just called me. We're going to try to do this over google chat. *boots up other computer* I'm gonna look like some crazy hacker. cocoajava: Crazy hackers are SEXY!!!!! Unlike women in plastic yellow hard hats. :D muck_a_luck: Now I want to slash the two of you, computers, hardhats, and all... seleneheart: Don't make me laugh, it hurts. [AN: Rae has some sort of fever-thoat ailment of doom today.]cocoajava: *eyes CK* Been at the sugar already, have you? although... Rae IS hawt. Can't blame you there.cocoajava: Awww, Rae! You need some hot tea with honey in it! Back soon. Quick errand.After telling the spammers she was going out on a quick errand, CJ arrived at Rae's house seconds later.
Throwing aside her big, smooth, yellow helmet, revealing her perfect hair beneath, she advanced on Rae, who cowered back amongst her computers.
"Wait!" she squeeked. "What about germs?!"
"We'll be so hot, no germs can survive," CJ assured her in a dark, purring promise. "And any that do survive, I'll squash with my huge yellow hat!"
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Proof that CK will slash anything that moves...
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*snickers*
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"What is that?" Rae asked, her voice harsh with passion. Or inflammation. Take your pick.
"You need some chamomile tea," CJ decided. "Get on your warmest, sexy flannel nightgown and I'll bring you tea in bed."
Rae complied, feeling the flannel slide over her limbs, caressing them. She looked at her computer askance. Should she really be partaking in illicit hurt/comfort scenarios when she should be working? More importantly, how much could she sell the video rights for?
She looked over at the computer screen and a link caught her eye. She clicked on it, just to see what it was, and then...
[FIVE HOURS LATER]
"Wow... time really goes fast when you're browsing on the Internet," Rae murmured, tearing herself away from the erotic images of hirsute men in kilts. "Hang on... wasn't CJ going to bring me some tea?"
She wandered out into her backyard and found a proper English garden had suddenly supplanted what she had planed. (Or not planted, I really don't read
"What in the...?"
CJ popped her head from around the corner and smiled, brandishing a shovel and muddy hands. "Your tea should be ready once I finish drying the leaves. And Ken will be over to help me install the water feature." She sidled closer to Rae. "And then, we can all take a nice herb-infused bath together."
Rae's brow furrowed. "But I don't have any herbs?"
CJ waved her hand in the direction of the front yard. "You do now!"
Rae sighed. "Whatever happened to the old fashioned lesbian quickie, eh?"
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Ow, ow, it hurts!!
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MY LIFE IS NOW OFFICIALLY COMPLETE!
*howls*
LMAO
That's fabulous. I'm chuckling to beat the band.
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