What I am thinking about right now

[brainofck]

He opened the box curiously, to find inside a truly magnificent dildo. He eyed Jack appraisingly, then picked up the object to examine it. Somehow, it looked strangely familiar.

"Don't think I'm crazy, but have I seen this before?" Daniel asked, puzzled.

Jack's smug smirk broke out into a huge grin.

"Remember you were wondering what Teal'c would be like?"

Daniel frowned.

"You went shopping at an alien sex shop and found Teal'c's dick?"

Comments

[lt-kitty.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to use one of those mold your own dildo kits for nefarious purposes...

And you are very naughty. Bad CK. doesn't mean Santa won't visit...

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I always leave out cookies...

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

*blink blink blink blink blink* Not his actual dick, right? I mean sweetie, what are you writing here????????????????????

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

to find inside a truly magnificent dildo [Emphasis added]

*eyes you*

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

*eyes you back*

Yeah, yeah, I was tired and getting strange office vibes. It ruined my concentration on a certain key word!

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Dude, your Brain is Santa -- who needs presents when you get year-round porn?! ;-)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I wonder if cookies and milk are good for brains?

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

My brain likes cookies. Mmm hmmm.

[ramlatch.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLE*

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I wanna see the part where Jack gets a talking at Teal'c and asks him to make the mold. Or maybe he has one of the base hotties to do it for him? ;)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Teal'c has his motives... :D

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

have I seen this before?" Daniel asked

Well, has he? How else would he recognize it?

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

How else would he recognize it?

One presumes that over the years, even with polite eye aversion, Daniel would have seen that particular body part relatively regularly. 0:-)

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Ahem. Well, yes, of course he would.

But, I was refering to the larger, expanded, dildo size, version. If ya know what I mean. ;-o

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

. . .

So. Wrong.

And yet.

I must know more . . .