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In rebuttal
Jack snaps shut his cell phone and looks around the rooftop shiftily.
"Look, people, this is not what it looks like. I mean, I know I'm kitted out for an op and I've got all the rope and listening equipment and stuff, but fer cryin' out loud... What am I supposed to do?! You're the whack jobs who keep writing about Daniel's, you know, whack jobs all over the place. Pot, kettle, people!"
"And get off Daniel's roof, you crazy stalkers! Jeez, it's a good thing I'm here so much! I mean, it's a good thing I'm here!"
Jack quickly rappels to safety, bursting through Daniel's bedroom window in a (very safe)(but impressive) shower of brokensugar glass.
Daniel is wiping off the sticky. He leaps across the room terrified.
"Quick, Daniel! Let's hide in the closet! Crazy people are on your roof!"
Jack tackles sticky, pantsless Daniel and slams the closet door behind them.
"Ooof!" says Daniel.
[FADE]
"Look, people, this is not what it looks like. I mean, I know I'm kitted out for an op and I've got all the rope and listening equipment and stuff, but fer cryin' out loud... What am I supposed to do?! You're the whack jobs who keep writing about Daniel's, you know, whack jobs all over the place. Pot, kettle, people!"
"And get off Daniel's roof, you crazy stalkers! Jeez, it's a good thing I'm here so much! I mean, it's a good thing I'm here!"
Jack quickly rappels to safety, bursting through Daniel's bedroom window in a (very safe)(but impressive) shower of broken
Daniel is wiping off the sticky. He leaps across the room terrified.
"Quick, Daniel! Let's hide in the closet! Crazy people are on your roof!"
Jack tackles sticky, pantsless Daniel and slams the closet door behind them.
"Ooof!" says Daniel.
[FADE]
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