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brainofck ([personal profile] brainofck) wrote2007-11-26 06:44 am

Writing funk

I never do these, because I just don't have time. But anyway, I need inspiration.

Need a drabble or maybe a ficlet?

Limiting these to J/D. Or possibly, maybe McShep, though no promises on the McShep. Or whatever iteration of J/D/T/S is your fancy.

Not even going to attempt any LOTR_RPS in this batch, sorry. :(

I will tackle the first ten. Or so. Cuddly to kinky all welcome. Remember, the fun of writing custom pr0n is writing to spec. So please be specific. :D
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Deoderant

[identity profile] zats-clear.livejournal.com 2007-11-26 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Where the heck were you when I was showering this morning?!!

*ok, that sounded wrong*

fortunately, I read the note I had written for myself moments before I left the house and was able to scrub off the (possible) lotion from my breasts and my deoderant. Which apparently, I could have not done because I have aluminum-free deoderant. but I digress.

She squished 'em until I squeaked. I'm not kidding here. Side view, top view and she cranked that platform until I made noise, which seemed to be her cue to stop and take a picture. Nice lady, tho.