Writing funk

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I never do these, because I just don't have time. But anyway, I need inspiration.

Need a drabble or maybe a ficlet?

Limiting these to J/D. Or possibly, maybe McShep, though no promises on the McShep. Or whatever iteration of J/D/T/S is your fancy.

Not even going to attempt any LOTR_RPS in this batch, sorry. :(

I will tackle the first ten. Or so. Cuddly to kinky all welcome. Remember, the fun of writing custom pr0n is writing to spec. So please be specific. :D

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Re: Custom Pr0n? How Can I Resist??

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and read! and laughing about it still.

Needed that boost pre-mammogram today. Think of me at 1pm, getting my breasts squished between two gianormous thingies so they can take a peak inside. It's my first, so I have no idea wtf will happen (other than pain)

Re: Custom Pr0n? How Can I Resist??

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My first one was a couple of months ago. It really didn't hurt, and I had some milk in there, so... Just a little uncomfortable. Don't put on deodorant, or they will look at you disapprovingly!

Deoderant

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Where the heck were you when I was showering this morning?!!

*ok, that sounded wrong*

fortunately, I read the note I had written for myself moments before I left the house and was able to scrub off the (possible) lotion from my breasts and my deoderant. Which apparently, I could have not done because I have aluminum-free deoderant. but I digress.

She squished 'em until I squeaked. I'm not kidding here. Side view, top view and she cranked that platform until I made noise, which seemed to be her cue to stop and take a picture. Nice lady, tho.