OMG! *dies laughing* You win "BEST TMI" for the day! Can I offer you a small porn prize (farts excluded from prize offering, see below)?
I'm sorry. No matter how completely and utterly realistic it is, I refuse to include farting in my stories. So there! And that's directed more to CJ, up above, that it is to you, BTW. :D
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I'm sorry. No matter how completely and utterly realistic it is, I refuse to include farting in my stories. So there! And that's directed more to CJ, up above, that it is to you, BTW. :D