Please make up your mind

[brainofck]

My stupid brain.

First it won't write smut when I want it to.

Then I'm trying to write plot and it wants to skip ahead like five chapters for a little smut fest.

I'm blaming hormones here, people, because somebody's gotta take the fall.

*shakes fist a brain*

And no. Before you ask. Just no. Call me evil bitch tease all you want. The answer is no.

*glares at all and sundry*

And that goes for you, too, Geordie trollop who still owes me a "perfect" comment on Part 5 of Double Lotus.

*glares at Scotland just for good measure*