Stability (Balls? Really?)

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:45:19 GMT

Title: Stability
Author: muck_a_luck and uisgich, posting in brainofck
Pairing: John Sheppard/Ronon Dex
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Some suggestions should not be taken
Content/warnings: Bad!sex!
Words:Approx 150
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SGA, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: None.

muck_a_luck: "Bowflex Stability Balls - great for exercise, sitting and more!" That just sounds odd.

uisgich: As usual, my mind is in the gutter cause I'm thinking you must have to have hellishly good core strength to do "more" on them ;)

muck_a_luck: Ahahahaha! Srsly! One of us should write some balance ball pr0n. Of course, if I write it, hilarious bad sex would have to ensue. With probable hospital visit.

uisgich: *nudges you* Write it, write it!! Hospitalisation due to attempted balance ball sex is the only way to write it!!

muck_a_luck: One concussion plus one herniated disc? *snickers* But what characters do I write that would even OWN a balance ball? or have occassion to encounter one? Viggo? Beanie? Teal'c? McKay? *is bemused*

muck_a_luck: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHEP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! And Ronon would suggest it! *kills self laughing*

uisgich: *bounces* Yes!!! You really need to write it :)

muck_a_luck: I think we already did! :D

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