Okay...just saw this pop on my flist. I was like, "August 2? What the hell is...OH! She didn't!" and then I swallowed a squeee and went under the desk. Literally. Had completely folded at the waist and was seeing if while seated one's head can touch one's toes. Will likely be unable to comment when I read this, so am thanking you muchly now. I'll see if I can scrape together some braincells post-reading to thank you again later.
*dies*
*bounces muchly and tacklesmooches you to death*