Where the heck were you when I was showering this morning?!!

*ok, that sounded wrong*

fortunately, I read the note I had written for myself moments before I left the house and was able to scrub off the (possible) lotion from my breasts and my deoderant. Which apparently, I could have not done because I have aluminum-free deoderant. but I digress.

She squished 'em until I squeaked. I'm not kidding here. Side view, top view and she cranked that platform until I made noise, which seemed to be her cue to stop and take a picture. Nice lady, tho.