I know. It's so odd. And yet, I had to do *research* for this tiny piece. I really know nothing about the cast. There is, or was, an RDA/MS website, but it was tiny. The writing was pretty good, but I didn't get the vibe. This only popped into my head because I wanted to write this trope, but the Jack/Daniel version doesn't really fly, for logical reasons. *ponders* Well, unless there really is an SGC under Cheyenne... *contemplates crack!fic*