I am so... fucking... dying. i dunno whether to laugh till i pass out or just cum right here, right now.
If they were women, I'd say the entire Fellowship was cycling together," he replied. ok, maybe i'm not supposed to say this, but john's part in this chapter is outrageously on. it's about time someone gave him something to do besides be grumpy and allergic. and the fact that he's savvy to all this innuendo if not even moreso than the rest of them... !!
Orlando can hardly walk properly, and keeps tossing his Elven locks and waving his pretty little Elven ass every time either of them looks in his direction. And Bean is surveying practically the entire Fellowship as if they were his own private harem... omg! i know i shouldn't be so snotty about it, but this one one of the things that i love to see orlando-the-elf suffering with: sore ass.
...when he's got a hard-on, Viggo loses track of which language he's speaking...And our Strider switches, too. But living with Elves all that time, what would you expect?" if you feed her viggo, she will cum.
and your little john moments: "I really shouldn't..."
"Oh, you know you should," Ian growled threateningly.
John chuckled.
and
John, the twat, just snickered into his beard.
"Why don't you just ask 'have I even had sex five times?'" Elijah replied, clearly affronted. oh, 'lij! he makes such a good little virgin, doesn't he, for all he's way too smart for it. oh yes. i love your 'lijah. he can take on the big guys and hold his own, oh yesssss preciousssss!
If you want my advice, I'd say you could take them all and run the show. And what about my crushed little face?" another country heard from. go you!
mother of god. you rule! your sense of timing, humor, intrigue... there are few that can hold a candle to that.
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If they were women, I'd say the entire Fellowship was cycling together," he replied. ok, maybe i'm not supposed to say this, but john's part in this chapter is outrageously on. it's about time someone gave him something to do besides be grumpy and allergic. and the fact that he's savvy to all this innuendo if not even moreso than the rest of them... !!
Orlando can hardly walk properly, and keeps tossing his Elven locks and waving his pretty little Elven ass every time either of them looks in his direction. And Bean is surveying practically the entire Fellowship as if they were his own private harem... omg! i know i shouldn't be so snotty about it, but this one one of the things that i love to see orlando-the-elf suffering with: sore ass.
...when he's got a hard-on, Viggo loses track of which language he's speaking...And our Strider switches, too. But living with Elves all that time, what would you expect?" if you feed her viggo, she will cum.
and your little john moments: "I really shouldn't..."
"Oh, you know you should," Ian growled threateningly.
John chuckled.
and
John, the twat, just snickered into his beard.
"Why don't you just ask 'have I even had sex five times?'" Elijah replied, clearly affronted. oh, 'lij! he makes such a good little virgin, doesn't he, for all he's way too smart for it. oh yes. i love your 'lijah. he can take on the big guys and hold his own, oh yesssss preciousssss!
If you want my advice, I'd say you could take them all and run the show. And what about my crushed little face?" another country heard from. go you!
mother of god. you rule! your sense of timing, humor, intrigue... there are few that can hold a candle to that.