Wow! Thank you! :) This was fun to write, though it was driving me crazy, because I wanted Jack to be mostly angry and cranky and irritable the whole time, because on the show he really is, though I often forget that til I watch it again. And it was really hard, because I am Miss Pollyanna and I want everybody else to be, too! :)

Then thing about come/cum. I go back and forth on that. I don't like it either way, and usually go for the alternate spelling so that it will be it's own word, and not become a homonym wiht a perfectly useful and not-at-all dirty verb, come. Every time I write it, though, I wince. It's a stupid verb. But you can't very well write ejaculate every time, can you? *scowls*