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brainofck ([personal profile] brainofck) wrote2006-04-29 04:03 pm

Jack/Daniel Fic-a-Thon

Had major writing delay today. It was footie related.

I *did* however, remember to sign up for The 2006 Jack/Daniel Fic-a-Thon. If you want to sign up, you have to do it by tomorrow night, 11:59pm. Thrilled to see that lots of big names have signed up, including the lovely [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl, who has just written a HILARIOUS zombie fic, btw, and I need to get the info from her so I can link it.

My entry:

Name: CK
LiveJournal: [livejournal.com profile] brainofck (fiction journal)
Email: brainofck at gmail dot com

Two (2) Requirements: hurt/comfort or angst; smut :)
Two (2) Optional Requests: kink of your choice
Restriction #1: Please no character death
Restriction #2: Please no evil!Jack or evil!Daniel.

Maximum rating you'll write: NC-17
You won't write (#1): evil!Jack
You won't write (#2): evil!Daniel
You won't write (#3):

As you can see, I couldn't think of a good #3 to not write. I thought of a few kinks that I'd prefer not to mess with, but decided I'd view it as a writing challenge, if they showed up, and they probably won't, because they're gross and nobody really wants them anyway, ha.

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG you did it! I would have poked you earlier but I thought you were skipping it because of the sprout. Yay! *dances in the streets*

And by no evil!J/D you even rule out AU evil alternates? I've decided just about every request can be accomodated in crack!fic. My only squick is Sam/Jack. :-)

As you can see, I couldn't think of a good #3 to not write. I thought of a few kinks that I'd prefer not to mess with, but decided I'd view it as a writing challenge, if they showed up, and they probably won't, because they're gross and nobody really wants them anyway, ha.

Yeah, unfortunately not only do most people not want to write mpreg, genderswitch, etc., they don't want it in their request, either. *pouts* These are some of the best writers in the fandom -- I know they could do it brilliantly if they tried. *sigh* I should have requested mpreg just to make everyone run screaming. :-D

Mine, since I didn't think of pushing people's boundaries at the time (darn it):
Name: Lisa
LiveJournal: green_grrl
Email: certaintroublemaker@yahoo.com

Two (2) Requirements: stranded, R - NC-17
Two (2) Optional Requests: smart!Jack and smart!Daniel
Restriction #1: J and D together at the end
Restriction #2: no J or D UST/ship with anyone else (What? I'm angsted out, people! ;-)

Maximum rating you'll write: any
You won't write (#1): bring me your non-con, your mpreg, your genderswap yearning to be free -- I'll write anything Management reserves the right to produce crack!fic if cutting, eating disorders or corporal punishment are requested.
You won't write (#2):
You won't write (#3):
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So footie-related delay -- is today when Bean plays in that test match?

Oh, and zombie fic gets posted in my journal 4/30.

[identity profile] lt-kitty.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
bring me your non-con, your mpreg, your genderswap yearning to be free ... Management reserves the right to produce crack!fic if cutting, eating disorders or corporal punishment are requested.

**snorts iced tea**. I'd consider wrting something just to request mpreg with corporal punishment, just to see what you'd write.

Although I'd much rather wait for you to ask for prompts... *G*

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! I have so many unfinished fics hanging over me right now...

However perhaps our cracky little SG clique should do a mini challenge -- sometime after CK's baby's born and the J/D ficathon's over... Something like: SG Squickathon -- each participant offers a list of five taboo/badfic/cliche things to choose from (mpreg, non-con, kidfic, Mary Sue, wedding, etc.). Names are drawn from a hat. The challenge is to write an SG fic for the person you drew incorporating two of the five things. And to try to make a good fic out of it -- really making it real emotionally, or writing hilarious bad!fic/crack!fic, or...

What do you think, CK?

p.s. Friended you. :-)

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
OMG. Read this comment last.

And now I said the words "scat play" right into your shell-like ear.

*shudders*

Why the heck not? Signups in July, post on Sept 1. Go team!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Wheeeee!!! Let's toss around ideas for more examples of prompts before then, and do an official post in July!

*washes shell-like ear with soap and water*

p.s.

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And I already have a bunny for mpreg with corporal punishment, damn you!

Re: p.s.

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahahaha!

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I saw yours when I looked in on this back at the beginning and was too brain fried to think of anything to request. I laughed at your crack!fic disclaimer.

My though on the eating disorders - but this isn't VigOrli! :D

I'm hoping you get a really good stranded fic out of this.

Alas, it was not Beanie goofing around with his soon to be promoted boys. Just the whatever cup was being played yesterday - Man U v. Chelsea. It came on at 7:30 and Husband was up to watch.

I am not going to write a story where the real Jack or Daniel is evil. So there. The Absolute Power AUs tend to seriously creep me out. Though when they do the mirror thing, and the "real" Daniel or Jack still exists, the evil! AU character doesn't bother me as much.

I know they could do it brilliantly if they tried.

Probably, but it's hard to come up with a good idea for something that really doesn't sit well with you. Though that said, I managed to come up with *some* form of obedience for Jack and Daniel, though the requestor was quite annoyed with me, I think... :)

I'd just really prefer not to have to come up with some sort of plan for something like, I dunno, scat play. That's what I meant when I said gross.

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
My though on the eating disorders - but this isn't VigOrli! :D

Same here! Those annoy me even with 21 y.o. Orli. For god's sake, Daniel's 40 any more people, was 30 when this party started... (You have read that terrible awful horrible corporal punishment fic, yes? *bleh*)

I'm hoping you get a really good stranded fic out of this.

Me too -- my tropes rec list is a little thin on stranded fics. ;-)

Probably, but it's hard to come up with a good idea for something that really doesn't sit well with you. Though that said, I managed to come up with *some* form of obedience for Jack and Daniel, though the requestor was quite annoyed with me, I think... :)

Oh yeah, I remember. :-) I put in the disclaimer just because I would write anything (even Sam/Jack *evil grin*), but to be able to work with something I don't like, I would mock it to pieces or otherwise twist it in a way that somebody who requested it wouldn't be happy with.

(And yeah, my brain went to corporophilia, too, and I just wasn't going to type it!)

Ooo, Man U vs. Chelsea? Who won? Wouldn't know whom to root for there (as in neither).

[identity profile] lt-kitty.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
dumb!Jack and whiny!Daniel?

[identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com 2006-04-30 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
*You* are just a trouble-maker, aren't you. Or possibly some sort of masochist. *eyes you*